The United Federation of Wanlova and Bessari is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Edivan Kristoforas with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.004 billion Baltics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurtauragè. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Wanlova and Bessarian economy, worth 160 trillion Aujuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is 80,314 Aujuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beloved cartoon icon Mikkey Owl writhes after eating Aujuns, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wanlova and Bessari's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Old Baltic Paganism.

Wanlova and Bessari is ranked 227,365^th in the world and 60^th in Ensio for Fattest Citizens, with 8.47 Obesity Rate.